Surviving Fantasy

19 July 2010 | Filed Under Tales from the Author's Desk 

If my life was a fantasy story, I would be one of those extras who dies in Chapter 1.

Why? Because I wouldn’t survive living in classical fantasy.

My reflexes are terrible. I’d get struck by Avada Kedavra or an enemy’s blade like that.

I’m out of shape, and that doesn’t lend itself well to outrunning enemies. Actually, I have exercise-induced asthma, so I’ve got two strikes against me on that one.

I don’t like hurting people during weapons training. I don’t hit very hard, I apologize when I do what I’m supposed to, it just doesn’t work so well. I guess I could still be an archer, but if someone pulls a knife on me I’m doomed.

Also, in case you missed it because you didn’t read my name, I’m a girl. Girls are expected to stay at home, cook and clean (or embroider if they’re noble), marry well, have lots of kids, and obey all men.

Yeah, screw that. If I don’t die of boredom, I’d get burned as a demon or something for standing up for myself.

So what about you? Would you survive in fantasy?

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2 Responses to “Surviving Fantasy”

  1. Dan on July 19th, 2010 9:59 pm

    On the upside, it’s unlikely that in a fantasy in a big dance scene you’d get dropped during a dip.

  2. Jenn on July 19th, 2010 10:06 pm

    This is true. I don’t think I’ve ever seen dips in fantasy dances. I’m safe!

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