This is Daisy. She’s a cocker spanish girl.

She’s also a little bit insane.

We’re not sure why, but seeing as she’s a rescue dog, she probably had a traumatic past. She attacks her brothers (other rescue dogs) for no reason, but sometimes it involves a toy.

Now there is scientific proof that cocker spaniels view property differently from humans. I have listed them below for your benefit:

Cocker Spaniel Property Laws

1. If I like it, it’s mine.

2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.

3. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.

4. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.

5. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours.

6. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.

7. If I saw it first, it’s mine.

8. If it’s edible, it’s mine.

9. If you have something and put it down, it’s mine.

10. If I chew something up, all the pieces are mine.

11. If I get tired of it, it’s yours.

12. If I want it back, it’s mine.

Note: these laws can also be applied to writers and books.

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