Why My Dog is Crazy
5 May 2010 | Filed Under Characters, Tales from the Author's Desk
This is Daisy. She’s a cocker spanish girl.
She’s also a little bit insane.
We’re not sure why, but seeing as she’s a rescue dog, she probably had a traumatic past. She attacks her brothers (other rescue dogs) for no reason, but sometimes it involves a toy.
Now there is scientific proof that cocker spaniels view property differently from humans. I have listed them below for your benefit:
1. If I like it, it’s mine.
2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
5. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours.
6. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.
7. If I saw it first, it’s mine.
8. If it’s edible, it’s mine.
9. If you have something and put it down, it’s mine.
10. If I chew something up, all the pieces are mine.
11. If I get tired of it, it’s yours.
12. If I want it back, it’s mine.
Note: these laws can also be applied to writers and books.
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